Irregulars

Ethan Allen and the Tale from the Outhouse

On Sept. 25, 1775, the British captured Ethan Allen while he ran a fool's errand to Canada.

Fresh from his stunning victory at Fort Ticonderoga, Ethan Allen thought he could capture Montreal. He led an invasion into Canada with a small band of his Green Mountain Boys, but he timed the mission badly and didn't think it through.

Ethan Allen capturing Fort Ticonderoga

Ethan Allen capturing Fort Ticonderoga

The British seized Allen and held him on a series of prison ships, then moved him to England. As an officer of the Continental Army he would have been executed, but the British feared reprisals.

So the British held Allen for two years in England, then sent him back to America as part of a prisoner exchange.

Ethan Allen Returns to England

Abraham Lincoln loved to tell a story about what happened to Allen after the war.  Though it may never have happened, it's characteristic of Allen, who courted controversy in life. He was brash, crude and daring.

Allen opposed organized religion and wrote an attack on Christianity called Reason: the Only Oracle of Man. He married a Loyalist only a few weeks after meeting her and only six months after his first wife died.

Ironically, Ethan Allen's daughter Fanny converted to Catholicism and became New England's first nun.

Here is the story as Lincoln liked to tell it.

Ethan Allen returned to England after the war, and the British made fun of him. One day they put a picture of George Washington in an outhouse where Allen would be sure to see it. He used the outhouse but said nothing about the picture. Then the British asked him about it and Allen said it was a very appropriate place for an Englishman to hang the picture because “nothing will make an Englishman shit so quick as the sight of General Washington.”

There is little evidence to support the truth of the story, though Lincoln most certainly told it.

This story was updated in 2018. 

13 Comments

13 Comments

  1. Jake Cohen.

    January 21, 2014 at 8:02 am

    That’s cool.

  2. Molly Landrigan

    January 21, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Don’t know if it’s true or not but it’s a great story.

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